WHERE the F$CK is my BITCOIN ⁉️ — Who recommends this game?

Lifetime gross spend

$19Kest

grossAtFullPrice $22K · promo blend

Net to developer

$12Kest

after Valve / VAT / refunds

Lifetime units

3,105▲ 42.5%

94 / day median · launch

Launch window · 30d

$17K87% of LTD

3K units · $5.91 ASP

Confidence

low±18%

Based on 115 reviews collected over 2 months; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.

01 Revenue · monthly

Gross consumer spend USD

Gross

01 Like Score

qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus

Tier D · ▲ 0 7d

D ●CBAS

Inbound

Σ log₁₀(R+1)

Avg pos%

70%

→ 6

Score history · 30d retention

7 (30d ago)6 (now)

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Review score

5/ 9

Mixed

% positive

61.3%cohort 71%

73 pos · 46 neg

Total reviews

119tracked

119 crawled

Velocity · all-time

1 / dayest

119 all-time

Steam-purchase rate

95.8%flat

4.2% free / EA / key

01 Language distribution

Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive

12 languages · top 12 shown

ENEnglish

64.7%7774%

RURussian

13.4%1663%

DEGerman

6.7%850%

PLPolish

4.2%520%

TWTraditional Chinese

2.5%30%

KOKorean

1.7%20%

ZHSimplified Chinese

1.7%20%

PTBrazilian Portuguese

1.7%20%

DAdanish

0.8%10%

ITItalian

0.8%1100%

JAJapanese

0.8%10%

HUHungarian

0.8%10%

02 Reviews by playtime

Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket

0-1h 39

23%positive

32.8% of reviewsrefund window

1-10h 79

80%positive

66.4% of reviews

10-100h 1

100%positive

0.8% of reviews

03 Monthly timeline

Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch

Positive 73Negative 46

1007550250

26·0626·0726·08

04 Breakdowns

Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive

119 reviews

Free product

1/ 119

0.8% of total0% positive

Early access

0/ 119

0.0% of total— no data

Key activation

4/ 119

3.4% of total0% positive

Steam Deck

0/ 119

0.0% of total— no data

Steam purchase

114/ 119

95.8% of total61% positive

Recommended

73/ 119

61.3% of total— votedUp

Not recommended

46/ 119

38.7% of total— votedDown

Reviews crawled

119/ 119

100.0% of total61% positive