A stupid game about pouring drinks for the P.T.A. — Who recommends this game?

Lifetime gross spend

$6Kest

grossAtFullPrice $5K · promo blend

Net to developer

$4Kest

after Valve / VAT / refunds

Lifetime units

2,835▼ 84.8%

71 / day median · launch

Launch window · 30d

$3K50% of LTD

2K units · $1.29 ASP

Confidence

medium±18%

Based on 105 reviews collected over 3 months; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.

01 Revenue · monthly

Gross consumer spend USD

Gross

01 Like Score

qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus

Tier D · ▲ 0 7d

D ●CBAS

Inbound

Σ log₁₀(R+1)

Avg pos%

59%

→ 4

Score history · 30d retention

4 (29d ago)4 (now)

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Review score

8/ 9

Very Positive

% positive

95.2%cohort 71%

100 pos · 5 neg

Total reviews

105tracked

105 crawled

Velocity · all-time

1 / dayest

105 all-time

Steam-purchase rate

98.1%flat

1.9% free / EA / key

01 Language distribution

Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive

11 languages · top 11 shown

ENEnglish

81.0%8595%

RURussian

4.8%5100%

DEGerman

2.9%3100%

PTBrazilian Portuguese

2.9%3100%

PLPolish

1.9%250%

FRFrench

1.9%2100%

DAdanish

1.0%1100%

ESSpanish

1.0%1100%

ITItalian

1.0%1100%

PTPortuguese

1.0%1100%

TRTurkish

1.0%1100%

02 Reviews by playtime

Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket

0-1h 92

95%positive

87.6% of reviewsrefund window

1-10h 13

100%positive

12.4% of reviews

03 Monthly timeline

Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch

Positive 100Negative 5

534027130

26·0326·0426·0526·0626·07

04 Breakdowns

Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive

105 reviews

Free product

0/ 105

0.0% of total— no data

Early access

0/ 105

0.0% of total— no data

Key activation

2/ 105

1.9% of total100% positive

Steam Deck

4/ 105

3.8% of total100% positive

Steam purchase

103/ 105

98.1% of total95% positive

Recommended

100/ 105

95.2% of total— votedUp

Not recommended

5/ 105

4.8% of total— votedDown

Reviews crawled

105/ 105

100.0% of total95% positive