Quickie Massage 🧴💦 — Who recommends this game?

Lifetime gross spend

$43Kest

grossAtFullPrice $48K · promo blend

Net to developer

$28Kest

after Valve / VAT / refunds

Lifetime units

3,186▼ 100.0%

98 / day median · launch

Launch window · 30d

$32K74% of LTD

3K units · $10.79 ASP

Confidence

medium±18%

Based on 118 reviews collected over 4 months; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.

01 Revenue · monthly

Gross consumer spend USD

Gross

01 Like Score

qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus

Tier D · ▲ 0 7d

D ●CBAS

Inbound

Σ log₁₀(R+1)

Avg pos%

64%

→ 4

Score history · 30d retention

9 (27d ago)4 (now)

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Outbound MLT · 30 games

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Review score

6/ 9

Mostly Positive

% positive

79.0%cohort 71%

94 pos · 25 neg

Total reviews

119tracked

119 crawled

Velocity · all-time

1 / dayest

119 all-time

Steam-purchase rate

99.2%flat

0.8% free / EA / key

01 Language distribution

Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive

13 languages · top 12 shown

ENEnglish

68.9%8289%

RURussian

17.6%2176%

ZHSimplified Chinese

3.4%40%

FRFrench

1.7%20%

JAJapanese

1.7%20%

KOKorean

0.8%10%

ESSpanish

0.8%1100%

DEGerman

0.8%10%

GRgreek

0.8%10%

INindonesian

0.8%1100%

THThai

0.8%1100%

ITItalian

0.8%1100%

02 Reviews by playtime

Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket

0-1h 23

35%positive

19.3% of reviewsrefund window

1-10h 93

90%positive

78.2% of reviews

10-100h 3

67%positive

2.5% of reviews

03 Monthly timeline

Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch

Positive 94Negative 25

997450250

26·0126·0226·0326·0426·05

04 Breakdowns

Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive

119 reviews

Free product

0/ 119

0.0% of total— no data

Early access

0/ 119

0.0% of total— no data

Key activation

1/ 119

0.8% of total0% positive

Steam Deck

0/ 119

0.0% of total— no data

Steam purchase

118/ 119

99.2% of total79% positive

Recommended

94/ 119

79.0% of total— votedUp

Not recommended

25/ 119

21.0% of total— votedDown

Reviews crawled

119/ 119

100.0% of total79% positive