SEX Hospital 💦 — Who recommends this game?

Lifetime gross spend

$60Kest

grossAtFullPrice $60K · promo blend

Net to developer

$38Kest

after Valve / VAT / refunds

Lifetime units

5,957

148 / day median · launch

Launch window · 30d

$32K54% of LTD

4K units · $7.19 ASP

Confidence

medium±18%

Based on 190 reviews collected over 1.6 years; balanced multi-language audience; non-Early-Access.

01 Revenue · monthly

Gross consumer spend USD

Gross

02 Lifetime breakdown

Launch window vs tail · units & spend

30 days launch window

Launch · units

4,45274.7%

Tail · units

1,50525.3%

Launch · gross

$32K

$32K53.8%

Tail · gross

$28K

$28K46.2%

Net to dev

$38K

$38K64.4%

01 Like Score

qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus

Tier D · ▼ 0 7d

D ●CBAS

Inbound

Σ log₁₀(R+1)

Avg pos%

70%

→ 3

Score history · 30d retention

1 (14d ago)3 (now)

02 Top inbound contributors

Games whose “More Like This” lists rank SEX Hospital 💦 · 3 inbound · top 3 shown

qualityScore 3

SEX Police 🔞🚨141 reviews · 79% pos · Play and Cum 💦 · 2024

+1.7

Goddess Detective 46 reviews · 66% pos · 2024-NGame · 2024

+0.6

Breeding Hospital3 reviews · 66% pos · びゅびゅ丸★ · 2025

+0.4

03 SEX Hospital 💦’s “More like this”

Outbound MLT · 30 games

#3FreshWomen - Season 2

82%2.3K

#4Sisters in Sin 🔞

84%119

#5Host Club Harem - Making Every Woman Mine

0%0

#6Flee, My Elven Ninja! 3D

87%149

#7The Married Woman Nextdoor - Creampie SEX Beside Her Husband

87%692

#8Burning Boundaries Part 1

86%338

Review score

6/ 9

Mostly Positive

% positive

71.4%cohort 71%

142 pos · 57 neg

Total reviews

199tracked

199 crawled

Velocity · 30d

0 / dayest

4 this month

Steam-purchase rate

93.5%flat

6.5% free / EA / key

01 Language distribution

Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive

20 languages · top 12 shown

ENEnglish

48.7%9790%

RURussian

23.1%4670%

TRTurkish

4.0%863%

FRFrench

3.5%714%

ZHSimplified Chinese

3.0%617%

ITItalian

3.0%617%

PLPolish

2.5%560%

ESSpanish

2.0%475%

DEGerman

1.5%333%

CZCzech

1.5%333%

TWTraditional Chinese

1.0%20%

DUDutch

1.0%250%

02 Reviews by playtime

Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket

0-1h 66

61%positive

33.2% of reviewsrefund window

1-10h 130

78%positive

65.3% of reviews

10-100h 3

33%positive

1.5% of reviews

03 Monthly timeline

Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch

Positive 142Negative 57

997450250

24·0924·1225·0325·0625·0926·0126·02

04 Breakdowns

Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive

199 reviews

Free product

4/ 199

2.0% of total100% positive

Early access

0/ 199

0.0% of total— no data

Key activation

9/ 199

4.5% of total100% positive

Steam Deck

2/ 199

1.0% of total0% positive

Steam purchase

186/ 199

93.5% of total71% positive

Recommended

142/ 199

71.4% of total— votedUp

Not recommended

57/ 199

28.6% of total— votedDown

Reviews crawled

199/ 199

100.0% of total71% positive

190 reviews · 70% positive

Detailed reviewer overlap is being computed. Check back soon.