No Umbrellas Allowed — Who recommends this game?

Lifetime gross spend

$1.12Mest

grossAtFullPrice $1.12M · promo blend

Net to developer

$720Kest

after Valve / VAT / refunds

Lifetime units

55,897▼ 100.0%

184 / day median · launch

Launch window · 30d

$80K7% of LTD

6K units · $14.39 ASP

Confidence

medium±18%

Based on 1,365 reviews collected over 4.7 years; non-English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.

01 Revenue · monthly

Gross consumer spend USD

Gross

02 Lifetime breakdown

Launch window vs tail · units & spend

30 days launch window

Launch · units

5,5289.9%

Tail · units

50K

50,36990.1%

Launch · gross

$80K

$80K7.1%

Tail · gross

$1.04M

$1.04M92.9%

Net to dev

$720K

$720K64.4%

01 Like Score

qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus

Tier D · ▼ 0 7d

D ●CBAS

Inbound

Σ log₁₀(R+1)

Avg pos%

44%

→ 4

Score history · 30d retention

4 (14d ago)4 (now)

02 Top inbound contributors

Games whose “More Like This” lists rank No Umbrellas Allowed · 4 inbound · top 4 shown

qualityScore 4

Spinnortality | cyberpunk management sim277 reviews · 76% pos · James Patton · 2019

+1.9

Customer Disservice3 reviews · 100% pos · Sudden Frog · 2024

+0.6

Thou Shalt Be Rich0 reviews · 0% pos · Easyroad · 2026

+0.0

Holonoptic0 reviews · 0% pos · Glazial · 2026

+0.0

03 No Umbrellas Allowed’s “More like this”

Outbound MLT · 30 games

#3Out of the Park Baseball 27

79%252

#4Anno 117: Pax Romana

70%11K

#5DAVE THE DIVER

96%132K

#6Yunyun Syndrome!? Rhythm Psychosis

88%1.8K

#7ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs

0%0

#8The Last Gas Station

86%286

Review score

8/ 9

Very Positive

% positive

81.4%cohort 71%

1,139 pos · 261 neg

Total reviews

1.4Ktracked

1,400 crawled

Velocity · 30d

0 / dayest

6 this month

Steam-purchase rate

94.0%flat

6.0% free / EA / key

01 Language distribution

Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive

13 languages · top 12 shown

KOKorean

66.6%93284%

ENEnglish

31.0%43477%

RURussian

0.5%743%

DEGerman

0.4%580%

ESSpanish

0.4%5100%

TRTurkish

0.3%40%

PTBrazilian Portuguese

0.2%367%

ZHSimplified Chinese

0.2%3100%

SWSwedish

0.1%2100%

FRFrench

0.1%2100%

ESLatin American Spanish

0.1%10%

FIfinnish

0.1%10%

02 Reviews by playtime

Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket

0-1h 26

35%positive

1.9% of reviewsrefund window

1-10h 506

77%positive

36.1% of reviews

10-100h 851

85%positive

60.8% of reviews

100h+ 17

88%positive

1.2% of reviews

03 Monthly timeline

Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch

Positive 1,139Negative 261

13710369340

20·0721·0422·0122·1023·0724·0425·0125·1026·04

04 Breakdowns

Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive

1,400 reviews

Free product

8/ 1,400

0.6% of total88% positive

Early access

416/ 1,400

29.7% of total81% positive

Key activation

76/ 1,400

5.4% of total89% positive

Steam Deck

5/ 1,400

0.4% of total80% positive

Steam purchase

1,316/ 1,400

94.0% of total81% positive

Recommended

1,139/ 1,400

81.4% of total— votedUp

Not recommended

261/ 1,400

18.6% of total— votedDown

Reviews crawled

1,400/ 1,400

100.0% of total81% positive

1,365 reviews · 80% positive

Detailed reviewer overlap is being computed. Check back soon.