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The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson
· Apr 9, 2020
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
+15
D
Like Score · tier D
24
qualityScore
▼
2 · 7d
Price
$9.99
Reviews
1,232
97% positive
Inbound MLT
9
peers liking this
Lifetime units
49K
est · medium conf
Status
Live
Overwhelmingly Positive
Live
· refreshed Sep 25
Store ↗
|
Community ↗
01
Sales
$361K est
02
Like Score
24 · 9
03
Reviews
1.3K
Lifetime gross spend
$361K
est
grossAtFullPrice $487K · promo blend
Net to developer
$232K
est
after Valve / VAT / refunds
Lifetime units
48,787
▼ 23.2%
0 / day median · launch
Launch window · 30d
$0
0% of LTD
0 units · $0.00 ASP
Confidence
medium
±18%
Based on 1,232 reviews collected over 6.5 years; balanced multi-language audience; non-Early-Access.
01
Revenue · monthly
Gross consumer spend USD
Gross
01
Like Score
qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus
24
QUALITY SCORE
Tier
D
·
▼ 2
7d
D ●
C
B
A
S
Inbound
9
×
Σ log₁₀(R+1)
17
Avg pos%
70%
→ 24
Score history · 30d retention
15 (30d ago)
24 (now)
02
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0 reviews · 0% pos · Parsley Games · 2026
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0 reviews · 0% pos · R.Mangumpory
03
The Procession to Calvary’s “More like this”
Outbound MLT · 30 games
#1
Neat!
72%
377
#2
Galvatein : Adventurers' Guild
85%
267
#3
Sovereign Tower
93%
3.2K
#4
Four Last Things
95%
1.5K
#5
ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies
83%
3.0K
#6
Toxic Yuri
100%
35
#7
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
96%
36K
#8
Hypnospace Outlaw
96%
4.8K
Review score
9
/ 9
Overwhelmingly Positive
% positive
96.2%
cohort 71%
1,251 pos · 49 neg
Total reviews
1.3K
tracked
1,300 crawled
Velocity · all-time
1 / day
est
1,300 all-time
Steam-purchase rate
76.9%
flat
23.1% free / EA / key
01
Language distribution
Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive
26 languages · top 12 shown
EN
English
59.3%
771
95%
ZH
Simplified Chinese
9.6%
125
97%
ES
Spanish
8.0%
104
98%
FR
French
7.2%
93
100%
DE
German
3.9%
51
100%
PT
Brazilian Portuguese
2.6%
34
97%
RU
Russian
2.5%
32
91%
IT
Italian
1.3%
17
94%
PL
Polish
1.2%
15
100%
TR
Turkish
0.7%
9
100%
TW
Traditional Chinese
0.6%
8
88%
UK
Ukrainian
0.6%
8
100%
02
Reviews by playtime
Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket
0-1h
78
85
%
positive
6.0% of reviews
refund window
1-10h
1,197
97
%
positive
92.1% of reviews
10-100h
25
96
%
positive
1.9% of reviews
03
Monthly timeline
Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch
Positive 1,251
Negative 49
73
55
37
18
0
20·10
21·07
22·04
23·01
23·10
24·07
25·04
26·01
26·09
04
Breakdowns
Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive
1,300 reviews
Free product
10
/ 1,300
0.8% of total
100% positive
Early access
0
/ 1,300
0.0% of total
— no data
Key activation
290
/ 1,300
22.3% of total
94% positive
Steam Deck
44
/ 1,300
3.4% of total
98% positive
Steam purchase
1,000
/ 1,300
76.9% of total
96% positive
Recommended
1,251
/ 1,300
96.2% of total
— votedUp
Not recommended
49
/ 1,300
3.8% of total
— votedDown
Reviews crawled
1,300
/ 1,300
100.0% of total
96% positive
