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The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson
· Apr 9, 2020
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
+15
D
Like Score · tier D
15
qualityScore
▼
0 · 7d
Price
$9.99
Reviews
1,209
97% positive
Inbound MLT
5
peers liking this
Lifetime units
44K
est · medium conf
Status
Live
Overwhelmingly Positive
Live
· refreshed Aug 16
Store ↗
|
Community ↗
01
Sales
$327K est
02
Like Score
15 · 5
03
Reviews
1.3K
Lifetime gross spend
$327K
est
grossAtFullPrice $435K · promo blend
Net to developer
$211K
est
after Valve / VAT / refunds
Lifetime units
43,524
▼ 49.4%
0 / day median · launch
Launch window · 30d
$0
0% of LTD
0 units · $0.00 ASP
Confidence
medium
±18%
Based on 1,209 reviews collected over 6.4 years; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.
01
Revenue · monthly
Gross consumer spend USD
Gross
01
Like Score
qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus
15
QUALITY SCORE
Tier
D
·
▼ 0
7d
D ●
C
B
A
S
Inbound
5
×
Σ log₁₀(R+1)
10
Avg pos%
75%
→ 15
Score history · 30d retention
20 (29d ago)
15 (now)
02
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03
The Procession to Calvary’s “More like this”
Outbound MLT · 30 games
#1
Sovereign Tower
90%
1.6K
#2
ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies
83%
2.7K
#3
Four Last Things
95%
1.5K
#4
Servant of the Lake
98%
2.9K
#5
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
97%
35K
#6
Tukoni: Forest Keepers
0%
0
#7
Lost and Found Co.
96%
2.6K
#8
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
96%
36K
Review score
9
/ 9
Overwhelmingly Positive
% positive
96.5%
cohort 71%
1,254 pos · 46 neg
Total reviews
1.3K
tracked
1,300 crawled
Velocity · all-time
1 / day
est
1,300 all-time
Steam-purchase rate
78.6%
flat
21.4% free / EA / key
01
Language distribution
Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive
26 languages · top 12 shown
EN
English
60.3%
784
96%
ZH
Simplified Chinese
9.2%
119
97%
ES
Spanish
7.8%
102
98%
FR
French
7.3%
95
100%
DE
German
3.8%
49
100%
PT
Brazilian Portuguese
2.6%
34
97%
RU
Russian
2.3%
30
93%
IT
Italian
1.3%
17
94%
PL
Polish
1.2%
15
100%
TR
Turkish
0.7%
9
100%
UK
Ukrainian
0.6%
8
100%
ES
Latin American Spanish
0.5%
7
100%
02
Reviews by playtime
Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket
0-1h
74
84
%
positive
5.7% of reviews
refund window
1-10h
1,201
97
%
positive
92.4% of reviews
10-100h
25
96
%
positive
1.9% of reviews
03
Monthly timeline
Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch
Positive 1,254
Negative 46
73
55
37
18
0
20·06
21·04
22·02
22·12
23·10
24·08
25·06
26·04
26·08
04
Breakdowns
Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive
1,300 reviews
Free product
10
/ 1,300
0.8% of total
100% positive
Early access
0
/ 1,300
0.0% of total
— no data
Key activation
268
/ 1,300
20.6% of total
94% positive
Steam Deck
41
/ 1,300
3.2% of total
98% positive
Steam purchase
1,022
/ 1,300
78.6% of total
96% positive
Recommended
1,254
/ 1,300
96.5% of total
— votedUp
Not recommended
46
/ 1,300
3.5% of total
— votedDown
Reviews crawled
1,300
/ 1,300
100.0% of total
96% positive
