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The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson
· Apr 9, 2020
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
+15
D
Like Score · tier D
24
qualityScore
▼
1 · 7d
Price
$9.99
Reviews
1,161
97% positive
Inbound MLT
8
peers liking this
Lifetime units
42K
est · medium conf
Status
Live
Overwhelmingly Positive
Live
· refreshed May 26
Store ↗
|
Community ↗
01
Sales
$391K est
02
Like Score
24 · 8
03
Reviews
1.3K
04
Overlap
—
Lifetime gross spend
$391K
est
grossAtFullPrice $418K · promo blend
Net to developer
$252K
est
after Valve / VAT / refunds
Lifetime units
41,796
▲ 137.4%
48 / day median · launch
Launch window · 30d
$10K
3% of LTD
1K units · $7.19 ASP
Confidence
medium
±18%
Based on 1,161 reviews collected over 6.1 years; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.
01
Revenue · monthly
Gross consumer spend USD
Gross
01
Like Score
qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus
24
QUALITY SCORE
Tier
D
·
▼ 1
7d
D ●
C
B
A
S
Inbound
8
×
Σ log₁₀(R+1)
19
Avg pos%
79%
→ 24
Score history · 30d retention
28 (25d ago)
24 (now)
02
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0 reviews · 0% pos · R.Mangumpory
03
The Procession to Calvary’s “More like this”
Outbound MLT · 30 games
#1
ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies
77%
889
#2
Titanium Court
95%
717
#3
Four Last Things
95%
1.5K
#4
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
96%
34K
#5
Class of '09
94%
8.0K
#6
Unpacking
93%
34K
#7
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
97%
34K
#8
Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
82%
21K
Review score
9
/ 9
Overwhelmingly Positive
% positive
96.9%
cohort 71%
1,225 pos · 39 neg
Total reviews
1.3K
tracked
1,264 crawled
Velocity · all-time
1 / day
est
1,264 all-time
Steam-purchase rate
83.1%
flat
16.9% free / EA / key
01
Language distribution
Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive
24 languages · top 12 shown
EN
English
61.2%
774
96%
ZH
Simplified Chinese
8.4%
106
98%
ES
Spanish
7.5%
95
98%
FR
French
7.4%
93
100%
DE
German
3.8%
48
100%
RU
Russian
2.8%
35
94%
PT
Brazilian Portuguese
2.5%
31
97%
PL
Polish
1.3%
17
100%
IT
Italian
1.2%
15
100%
TR
Turkish
0.7%
9
100%
ES
Latin American Spanish
0.6%
7
100%
UK
Ukrainian
0.4%
5
100%
02
Reviews by playtime
Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket
0-1h
64
86
%
positive
5.1% of reviews
refund window
1-10h
1,179
98
%
positive
93.3% of reviews
10-100h
21
95
%
positive
1.7% of reviews
03
Monthly timeline
Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch
Positive 1,225
Negative 39
68
51
34
17
0
20·04
21·02
21·12
22·10
23·08
24·06
25·04
26·02
26·05
04
Breakdowns
Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive
1,264 reviews
Free product
9
/ 1,264
0.7% of total
100% positive
Early access
0
/ 1,264
0.0% of total
— no data
Key activation
204
/ 1,264
16.1% of total
95% positive
Steam Deck
30
/ 1,264
2.4% of total
97% positive
Steam purchase
1,051
/ 1,264
83.1% of total
97% positive
Recommended
1,225
/ 1,264
96.9% of total
— votedUp
Not recommended
39
/ 1,264
3.1% of total
— votedDown
Reviews crawled
1,264
/ 1,264
100.0% of total
97% positive
1,161
reviews
·
97%
positive
Detailed reviewer overlap is being computed. Check back soon.
