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The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson
· Apr 9, 2020
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
+15
D
Like Score · tier D
24
qualityScore
▲
9 · 7d
Price · -80% promo
$1.99
$9.99
Reviews
1,217
97% positive
Inbound MLT
8
peers liking this
Lifetime units
44K
est · medium conf
Status
Live
Overwhelmingly Positive
Live
· refreshed Sep 5
Store ↗
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Community ↗
01
Sales
$322K est
02
Like Score
24 · 8
03
Reviews
1.3K
Lifetime gross spend
$322K
est
grossAtFullPrice $87K · promo blend
Net to developer
$208K
est
after Valve / VAT / refunds
Lifetime units
43,812
▼ 100.0%
0 / day median · launch
Launch window · 30d
$0
0% of LTD
0 units · $0.00 ASP
Confidence
medium
±18%
Based on 1,217 reviews collected over 6.4 years; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.
01
Revenue · monthly
Gross consumer spend USD
Gross
01
Like Score
qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus
24
QUALITY SCORE
Tier
D
·
▲ 9
7d
D ●
C
B
A
S
Inbound
8
×
Σ log₁₀(R+1)
19
Avg pos%
79%
→ 24
Score history · 30d retention
15 (30d ago)
24 (now)
02
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0 reviews · 0% pos · R.Mangumpory
03
The Procession to Calvary’s “More like this”
Outbound MLT · 30 games
#1
Sovereign Tower
92%
2.7K
#2
ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies
83%
2.8K
#3
Four Last Things
95%
1.5K
#4
Servant of the Lake
98%
6.6K
#5
Neat!
0%
0
#6
Class of '09: Puzzle Showdown
57%
329
#7
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
97%
36K
#8
Beware of the Cartographer!
0%
0
Review score
9
/ 9
Overwhelmingly Positive
% positive
96.4%
cohort 71%
1,253 pos · 47 neg
Total reviews
1.3K
tracked
1,300 crawled
Velocity · all-time
1 / day
est
1,300 all-time
Steam-purchase rate
77.9%
flat
22.1% free / EA / key
01
Language distribution
Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive
26 languages · top 12 shown
EN
English
60.0%
780
95%
ZH
Simplified Chinese
9.4%
122
97%
ES
Spanish
7.8%
102
98%
FR
French
7.3%
95
100%
DE
German
3.8%
50
100%
PT
Brazilian Portuguese
2.6%
34
97%
RU
Russian
2.3%
30
93%
IT
Italian
1.3%
17
94%
PL
Polish
1.1%
14
100%
TR
Turkish
0.7%
9
100%
UK
Ukrainian
0.6%
8
100%
ES
Latin American Spanish
0.5%
7
100%
02
Reviews by playtime
Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket
0-1h
76
84
%
positive
5.8% of reviews
refund window
1-10h
1,199
97
%
positive
92.2% of reviews
10-100h
25
96
%
positive
1.9% of reviews
03
Monthly timeline
Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch
Positive 1,253
Negative 47
73
55
37
18
0
20·07
21·05
22·03
23·01
23·11
24·09
25·07
26·05
26·08
04
Breakdowns
Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive
1,300 reviews
Free product
10
/ 1,300
0.8% of total
100% positive
Early access
0
/ 1,300
0.0% of total
— no data
Key activation
277
/ 1,300
21.3% of total
94% positive
Steam Deck
42
/ 1,300
3.2% of total
98% positive
Steam purchase
1,013
/ 1,300
77.9% of total
96% positive
Recommended
1,253
/ 1,300
96.4% of total
— votedUp
Not recommended
47
/ 1,300
3.6% of total
— votedDown
Reviews crawled
1,300
/ 1,300
100.0% of total
96% positive
