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The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson
· Apr 9, 2020
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
+15
D
Like Score · tier D
29
qualityScore
▲
1 · 7d
Price
$9.99
Reviews
1,155
97% positive
Inbound MLT
11
peers liking this
Lifetime units
41K
est · medium conf
Status
Live
Overwhelmingly Positive
Live
· refreshed May 6
Store ↗
|
Community ↗
01
Sales
$331K est
02
Like Score
29 · 11
03
Reviews
1.2K
04
Overlap
—
Lifetime gross spend
$331K
est
grossAtFullPrice $414K · promo blend
Net to developer
$213K
est
after Valve / VAT / refunds
Lifetime units
41,436
▼ 93.3%
48 / day median · launch
Launch window · 30d
$10K
3% of LTD
1K units · $7.19 ASP
Confidence
medium
±18%
Based on 1,151 reviews collected over 6.1 years; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.
01
Revenue · monthly
Gross consumer spend USD
Gross
01
Like Score
qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus
29
QUALITY SCORE
Tier
D
·
▲ 1
7d
D ●
C
B
A
S
Inbound
11
×
Σ log₁₀(R+1)
22
Avg pos%
70%
→ 29
Score history · 30d retention
10 (15d ago)
29 (now)
02
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03
The Procession to Calvary’s “More like this”
Outbound MLT · 30 games
#1
Titanium Court
96%
469
#2
ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies
0%
0
#3
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
96%
34K
#4
Four Last Things
95%
1.5K
#5
Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
82%
21K
#6
Sovereign Tower
0%
0
#7
Unpacking
93%
34K
#8
Class of '09
94%
8.0K
Review score
9
/ 9
Overwhelmingly Positive
% positive
97.2%
cohort 71%
1,166 pos · 34 neg
Total reviews
1.2K
tracked
1,200 crawled
Velocity · all-time
1 / day
est
1,200 all-time
Steam-purchase rate
86.8%
flat
13.3% free / EA / key
01
Language distribution
Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive
23 languages · top 12 shown
EN
English
61.1%
733
96%
ZH
Simplified Chinese
8.3%
100
98%
ES
Spanish
7.6%
91
98%
FR
French
7.5%
90
100%
DE
German
3.8%
46
100%
RU
Russian
2.8%
33
94%
PT
Brazilian Portuguese
2.5%
30
97%
PL
Polish
1.4%
17
100%
IT
Italian
1.2%
14
100%
TR
Turkish
0.8%
9
100%
ES
Latin American Spanish
0.5%
6
100%
UK
Ukrainian
0.4%
5
100%
02
Reviews by playtime
Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket
0-1h
57
88
%
positive
4.8% of reviews
refund window
1-10h
1,122
98
%
positive
93.5% of reviews
10-100h
21
95
%
positive
1.8% of reviews
03
Monthly timeline
Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch
Positive 1,166
Negative 34
68
51
34
17
0
20·04
21·02
21·12
22·10
23·08
24·06
25·04
26·02
26·05
04
Breakdowns
Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive
1,200 reviews
Free product
9
/ 1,200
0.8% of total
100% positive
Early access
0
/ 1,200
0.0% of total
— no data
Key activation
150
/ 1,200
12.5% of total
96% positive
Steam Deck
28
/ 1,200
2.3% of total
96% positive
Steam purchase
1,041
/ 1,200
86.8% of total
97% positive
Recommended
1,166
/ 1,200
97.2% of total
— votedUp
Not recommended
34
/ 1,200
2.8% of total
— votedDown
Reviews crawled
1,200
/ 1,200
100.0% of total
97% positive
1,155
reviews
·
97%
positive
Detailed reviewer overlap is being computed. Check back soon.
