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The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson
· Apr 9, 2020
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
+15
D
Like Score · tier D
25
qualityScore
▲
0 · 7d
Price
$9.99
Reviews
1,171
97% positive
Inbound MLT
10
peers liking this
Lifetime units
42K
est · medium conf
Status
Live
Overwhelmingly Positive
Live
· refreshed Jun 16
Store ↗
|
Community ↗
01
Sales
$337K est
02
Like Score
25 · 10
03
Reviews
1.3K
04
Overlap
—
Lifetime gross spend
$337K
est
grossAtFullPrice $421K · promo blend
Net to developer
$217K
est
after Valve / VAT / refunds
Lifetime units
42,156
▼ 77.9%
48 / day median · launch
Launch window · 30d
$10K
3% of LTD
1K units · $7.19 ASP
Confidence
medium
±18%
Based on 1,171 reviews collected over 6.2 years; English-dominant audience; non-Early-Access.
01
Revenue · monthly
Gross consumer spend USD
Gross
01
Like Score
qualityScore = Σ inbound · log₁₀(reviews+1) · positive% · rank-bonus
25
QUALITY SCORE
Tier
D
·
▲ 0
7d
D ●
C
B
A
S
Inbound
10
×
Σ log₁₀(R+1)
19
Avg pos%
70%
→ 25
Score history · 30d retention
27 (28d ago)
25 (now)
02
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03
The Procession to Calvary’s “More like this”
Outbound MLT · 30 games
#1
ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies
82%
1.7K
#2
Titanium Court
95%
801
#3
Four Last Things
95%
1.5K
#4
The Adventures of HILLS
0%
0
#5
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
96%
35K
#6
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
97%
35K
#7
Unpacking
93%
34K
#8
Your Painting, Sir
0%
0
Review score
9
/ 9
Overwhelmingly Positive
% positive
96.8%
cohort 71%
1,258 pos · 42 neg
Total reviews
1.3K
tracked
1,300 crawled
Velocity · all-time
1 / day
est
1,300 all-time
Steam-purchase rate
81.8%
flat
18.2% free / EA / key
01
Language distribution
Reviewer interface language · count, share of total, share positive
24 languages · top 12 shown
EN
English
60.8%
791
96%
ZH
Simplified Chinese
8.6%
112
97%
ES
Spanish
7.7%
100
98%
FR
French
7.4%
96
100%
DE
German
3.7%
48
100%
RU
Russian
2.8%
36
94%
PT
Brazilian Portuguese
2.4%
31
97%
IT
Italian
1.3%
17
100%
PL
Polish
1.3%
17
100%
TR
Turkish
0.7%
9
100%
ES
Latin American Spanish
0.5%
7
100%
UK
Ukrainian
0.5%
6
100%
02
Reviews by playtime
Hours played at time of review · positive% per bucket
0-1h
67
85
%
positive
5.2% of reviews
refund window
1-10h
1,212
97
%
positive
93.2% of reviews
10-100h
21
95
%
positive
1.6% of reviews
03
Monthly timeline
Reviews per month · positive vs negative stacked · since launch
Positive 1,258
Negative 42
74
56
37
19
0
20·04
21·02
21·12
22·10
23·08
24·06
25·04
26·02
26·06
04
Breakdowns
Reviews segmented · count, % of total, % positive
1,300 reviews
Free product
9
/ 1,300
0.7% of total
100% positive
Early access
0
/ 1,300
0.0% of total
— no data
Key activation
228
/ 1,300
17.5% of total
94% positive
Steam Deck
33
/ 1,300
2.5% of total
97% positive
Steam purchase
1,063
/ 1,300
81.8% of total
97% positive
Recommended
1,258
/ 1,300
96.8% of total
— votedUp
Not recommended
42
/ 1,300
3.2% of total
— votedDown
Reviews crawled
1,300
/ 1,300
100.0% of total
97% positive
1,171
reviews
·
97%
positive
Detailed reviewer overlap is being computed. Check back soon.
